There is a family of ducks walking along the road, when all of the sudden
a car swerves and kills all but one baby. Realizing that he doesnt yet
know what he is, he wanders around looking for some answers. He sees a
family of skunks walking in the same area as his family was, and what do
you know a car killed all but one of the babies too. So the baby duck goes
up to the baby skunk and says Do you know what I am?

The skunk says Well youre yellow, you have a beak, webbed feet, and
feathers, so you must be a duck. Do you know what I am?

The duck says Well youre not quite white, not quite black, you smell like
shit, so you must be a Mexican.