There was this Irishman, Frenchman and Newfoundlander about to make a trip
to the moon. The trip was going to take about ten years so each person was
asked if they wanted to take something along to last them ten years. The
Irishman said, well ten years is a long time so I want to take five women
with me. The Frenchman said, well I want a ten year supply of beer. The
Newfoundlander said, I want a ten year supply of cigerettes.
Very well, they were sent on there way.

After the ten years were up they landed safely back on earth. The Irishman
got off the shuttle with 15 kids, the Frenchman came staggering off the
shuttle with a beer in his hand loaded drunk and then the Newfoundlander
came off the shuttle, his hands were shaking and he was sweating all over
with a cigarette in his hand, does anybody have a match.