Old and New Jokes

This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and can you handle it?



The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the bosss positive comments he finally agrees. So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in. She asks;



How much for the white dildo?



He answers, $35.



She, How much for the black one?



He, $35 for the black one, $35 for the white one.



She, I think Ill take the black one. Ive never had a black one before. She pays him, and off she goes.



A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks;



How much for the black dildo?



He, $35.



She, How much for the white one?



He, $35 for the white one, $35 for the black one.



She, I think Ill take the white one. Ive never had a white one before. She pays him, and off she goes.



About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, How much are your dildos? He, $35 for the white, $35 for the black.



She, How much is that plaid one on the shelf?



He, Well, thats a very special dildo itll cost you $165.



She thinks for a moment and answers, Ill take the plaid one, Ive never had a plaid one before. She pays him, and off she goes.



Finally, the guys boss returns and asks, How did you do while I was gone? To which the saleman responded, I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!