Make the world your playground.
Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps.
If you cant get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
Nap often.
When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
Life is hard, and then you nap.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them, and play with them when theyre busy.
Climb your way to the top, thats why the curtains are there.
Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, I care.
28
May
Additional Jokes From "Animal"
- Cats — Now And Forever
- Bubble Blowing Duckies
- Youre So Fat
- The Creation of Man
- How To Bathe A Cat
- Poor Couple
- Cat in the Way
- Alexander and Kermit
- What Are Ya, Chicken?
- What do you call a dog…
- The Bear and the Rabbit 2
- Its a cats world after all!
- Tasks for easy Cash
- Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
- Theyre boasting about race records