Three friends die in a …

Three friends die in a caraccident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked,"When you are in your casket and your friends and family are mourning you, what would youlike to hear them say about you?"The first guy says,"Iwould like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great familyman."The second guy says,"I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and a schoolteacher who made ahuge difference in our children of tomorrow."The last guy replies,"I would like to hear them say… LOOK, HES MOVING!"

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