When an argument starts … he calls for backup.
Refers to the bedroom as The Pokey.
Calls passing gas the silent alarm.
Has a secret desire to see you in a Kevlar nightie.
Lots of references to the old night stick.
Never hear him say Oh man … not donuts again!
Refers to his winkie as the Breathalyzer
Stops you during lovemaking to ask if you know how fast you were going.
Handcuffs dont turn him on anymore.

and the number one sign you are married to a cop …

Yes, that *is* a gun in his pocket!!!