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Jun

Top 10 things to do while waiting for Windows 95

Another fine item from the minds of Intel engineers with a tad too much time on their hands:

Top 10 things to do while waiting for Windows 95

Try to fix all the other Windows stuff that aint working.
Buy stock in the company thatll be making all those (96) stickers.
Tease Microsoft for not having a great code name like OS/2 does.
Move to Seattle to save money on support calls and hear Frasier every morning to boot.
Think up some more theyll have a version for it soon excuses.
E-mail technet@microsoft.com every day asking Is it done yet?
Lobby to get name changed to BOB – Profesional Edition.
Corner local Prozac and Mountain Dew markets, ransom to Microsoft development staff.
Consider renaming all in-house applications to something 95 to avoid deadlines.
Quit job, become sanitation engineer with decent pay and can-eat benefits.

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