From: Gary Guibor on GEnie

Files can still vote for Mayor Daley even after theyve been deleted
Marketing tie-in: new Kibbles & 32-bits dog food
New, more-realistic Microsoft Flight Simulator loses your luggage
System events accompanied by audio clip of Super Fans saying da Bearssssss…
(DELETED PENDING OUTCOME OF STACKER LAWSUIT)
Automatically taps into bank computers and gives Bill Gates the *rest* of your money
For an additional $2.95 per minute, tech support operators will talk dirty
Authentic-looking spilled coffee on desktop
In order to start Lotus 1-2-3, user must be sitting in lotus position
And the number one unpublicized feature of Chicago…
Strip solitaire