Just a few hints about what to say around the office …

Top 20 ways to eloquantly say Your Fly Is Open

The cucumber has left the salad.
I can see the gun of Navarone.
Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
Youve got Windows in your laptop.
Sailor Neds trying to take a little shore leave.
Your soldier aint so unknown now.
Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
Paging Mr. Johnson… Paging Mr. Johnson…
You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
Dr. Kimble has escaped!
Youve got your fly set for Monica instead of Hillary.
Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction…
Youve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
Im talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

and the number one way to tell someone their fly is unzipped…

I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.