10. Erin Brockovich Gets Her Face Chewed Off by Rats

9. Mary Poppins A Cap In Your Ass

8. Bitch-Slapping Miss Daisy

7. How Stella Got Her Groove Back 2: Whoopi Goldbergs Bikini Wax

Oh, for Gods sake. Im sorry we had to print that one.

6. Peyote Ugly

5. Circumcision: The Purification Begins

4. Thou Hast Deflowered My Daughter: An Amish Ass-kickin

3. Field of Limbs

2. Terminal Velocity 2 starring Christopher Reeve

1. How the Grinch Stole My Urethra