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Feb
From Late Show with David Letterman on Tuesday, August 9, 1994
10. Its hosted by Ed McMahon.
9. Amplifiers are just enormous dixie cups.
8. Every song contains a plug for Green Giant frozen vegetables.
7. Youre asked to put on a hat and sunglasses and the next thing you know, youre being introduced as Bob Dylan.
6. One word: polkas.
5. Guy sitting next to you brought a glove and has caught three foul balls.
4. Santana turns out to be a jolly bearded guy with a sackful of presents.
3. Theyre playing May we turn the hose on you, please? [All night Dave sprayed the crowd which gathers outside for each nights show with a hose.]
2. You spot Rush Limbaugh stage-diving.
1. The crowd is chanting, Tito! Tito! Tito!