10
Sep
- Constantly whining about prostate trouble
- Name on drivers license reads Walter Payton
- Can bench press 450
- After changing babys diapers, services your Jeep
- Constantly adjusting herself
- Has Adams apple the size of a cue ball
- On day off, appears on Geraldo
- Knows a little too much about Mork
- Winces whenever someone mentions Lorena Bobbitt
- The Bea Arthur factor