Top Ten Signs Youre Becoming a Teenager

10) Like is, like, the most commonly used word in your vocabulary.

9) Metal Mouth and Tinsel Teeth have replaced your real name.

8) You fight with your hair every morning . . . and you lose!

7) Your parents have never heard of your favorite rock group.

6) Even your zits have zits!

5) Its not safe to say the word mall around you.

4) Lets just say . . . sometimes you dont smell too good.

3) Youve gone from A. . . to B . . . to C . . . cup!

2) If you have to speak in front of your class, you care more about what youre wearing than what youre going to say.

1) If someone at your house is PMSing, its not always your mom!