Top ten suggestions the public made to fight terrorism

If you meet Osama Bin Laden – sucker punch the bastard
Special hotline to report anyone who looks shifty
Offer Taliban free HBO, instead of cable guy send Jackie Chan
Two words: spy monkeys
Go to every K-Mart and announce over P.A.: Will Osama Bin Laden report to the managers office?
What are we waiting for – call Batman
Give terrorists brightly wrapped fruitcake, but inside theres a skunk!
Make Taliban leaders easier to spot by sending them all bright orange hats
Fight terrorism with love! (the guy who suggested this was beaten to a pulp by an angry mob)
Do another Hands Across America – that worked before

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