24
Nov

Top Ten Things New Yorkers Call Tourists

Visitors from a strange land where coffee doesnt cost five dollars
Victims
Gator bait
Walking ATM machines
The people who brought you George W. Bush
Taxi roadkill
Witnesses
Senator Clinton
Annoying weirdos who dont speak any English (… sorry, thats what tourists call New Yorkers)
Mr. Im-too-good-to-take-a-leak-on-the-subway

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