Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Arent:

10. I need to whip it out by 5.

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Just stick it in my box.

7. If I have to lick one more, Ill gag.

6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!

5. HMMMMMMMM….I think its out of fluid.

4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.

3. Its an entry-level position.

2. When do you think youll be getting off today?

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in the office but isnt:

1. Its not fair…I do all the work while he just sits there.