A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair.

One afternoon they couldnt contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where they spent the afternoon making passionate love.

When they were finished they fell asleep and didnt wake up till 8 oclock.

They got dressed quickly. Then the man told his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them on the lawn.

Bewildered, she does as he asks (thinking hes pretty weird).

The man finally gets home and his wife meets him at the door.

Upset, she asks where hes been.

The man replies I cannot tell a lie. My secretary and I are having an affair.

Today we left work early, went to her place, spent the afternoon making love then fell asleep.
Thats why Im late.

The wife looks at him, takes notice of his shoes and says, I see those grass stains on your shoes. Youve been playing golf again, havent you!