There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in the middle of the sea, waiting for someone to come. Then along comes a boat.

The man on the boat asks do you want any help? Man on the rock replies no- the Lord will save me-so then the man on the boat went away. A helicopter then came and asked him do you want any help? The man replied no – the Lord will save me! Then along comes another man on a boat and asks do you want any help? and he said no-the Lord will save me.

By this stage he was up to his neck in water. He then drowned. He was at the holy gates and asked St. Peter why didnt the Lord save me????

St.Peter said he sent you 2 boats a helicpter-what more do you want!?