A sale representative stops at a small manufacturing plant in the Midwest. He presents a box of cigars to the manager as a gift.



No, thanks, says the plant manager. I tried smoking a cigar once and I didnt like it.



The sales rep shows his display case and then, hoping to clinch a sale, offers to take the manager out for martinis. No, thanks, the plant manager replies. I tried alcohol once, but didnt like it.



Then the salesman glances out the officer window and sees a golf course. I suppose you play golf, says the salesman. Id like to invite you to be a guest at my club.



No, thanks, the manager says. I played golf once, but I didnt like it.



Just then a young man enters the office. Let me introduce my son, Bill, says the plant manager.



Let me guess, the salesman replies. An only child?