A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman seeing the 2 cute babies started asking the man, Arent they cute, what are their names?

The man giving the lady an angry look replied I dont know.

The lady asked again Which is a boy and which is a girl?. The man looking angrier than before replied I dont know.

The woman then started to scold the man What kind of a father are you?.

The man replied I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are 2 complaints that I am taking back to my company.