Two Italians and a Pollock go into a bar. The Pollock doesnt have a
girlfriend and the Italians feel sorry for him. They explain to him
that if he studies their moves, hell be able to pick up women.

So the first Italian walks up to this blonde chick and goes,Hey
baby, ya wanna leave here?

She goes,Id love to-but we cant go to my house. My parents will
kill me if they see me with you.

He goes,Thats okay. Well go to my house, and they leave.

The second Italian says,Thats nothing. Watch me in action and
learn!

So he walks up to some blonde and says,Hey baby, ya wanna leave
here?

She replies,Id love to-but we cant go to my house. My husband
will kill me if he sees me with you.

He says,Thats okay. Well go to my house, and they leave.

Now the Pollocks alone and he says to himself,I think this looks
pretty easy. I think Ill try it.

So the Pollock walks up to this brunette and says,Hey baby, how do
ya wanna leave here?

She goes,Id love to-but I cant. Im on my menstrual cycle.

He says, Thats okay. Well go on my moped.