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Dec

Two men talking about picking up chicks

1: How come youre so succesful with picking up women?

2: Ill tell you why. I go into a bar, order a drink, and casually put my car-keys with the Ferrari hanger on the counter. After they see the hanger, you can get any woman you want. All women love fast cars and rich men.

Two weeks later they meet again.

2: So how is it going?

1: I used your tip, I bought a Lambo-hanger, but still I havent picked up a woman.

2: Ill tell you whats wrong. When you go to a bar and you sit down, always take your helmet of.

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