Two piggies walk into a bar, get drunk and ask, Wheres the bathroom? The bartender points to the door and they rush in.



Two more piggies walk into a bar. They soon get drunk and they ask, Wheres the bathroom? The bartender points to the door and they rush in.



One piggy walks into a bar. He gets drunk out of his mind and then heads for the exit. Hey, buddy! Do you wanna know where the bathroom is? says the bartender.



No thanks, the piggy slurs, I always go WEEWEEWEE all the way home!