Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives.

Henry started by saying, I think my wife is fooling around on me. I went home the other day and found a hammer and a saw under our bed. I think she is cheatin on me with a carpenter!

Tom answered, Ya, I think my wife is not faithful either.

The other day I went home and found a pipe wrench and some pipes under my bed. I think she is cheatin on me with a plumber!

Otis then joins in and says, Well, if you think thats bad, Ive got one for ya. I went home yesterday and found a cowboy under my bed.

I think my Lina is cheatin on me with a horse!