Ratio of an igloos circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V. League
2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won Ton
1 millionth cup of mouthwash = 1 microscope
Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier = Mach Turtle
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = knot-furlong
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because its less filling = 1 light year
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
1/2 large intestine = 1 semicolon
1000 aches = 1 megahertz
Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
Shortest distance between two jokes = a straight line
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
Given the old adage a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, the first step of a one-mile journey = 1 Milwaukee
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Additional Jokes From "Ethnic"
- Irish Sweepstakes
- Two cowboys came riding around
- How to satisfy a woman and a man
- How to confuse a Polak
- Do you know why the
- A Scottish tourist at his first baseball game
- What is mass confusion in
- A primary school teacher was
- How do you make a
- The Jewish civilization is 6000
- What is the difference between
- How come they dont let
- Why dont they teach drivers
- Semi-Deep Thoughts (for shallower minds)
- How can you spot the