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Oct

Usenet is like Tetris

Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read. — Computer Museum (Boston)



Usenet isnt a right. Its a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to the jaw. — Computer Museum (Boston)



If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire collected works of Usenet in about … five minutes. — Anon.



Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare! — Blair Houghton



The NeXT Computer: The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe. — Anon.



What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator. — Anon.



Whos General Failure and whys he reading my disk? — Anon.



If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get one million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. — Robert X Cringely



A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. — Mitch Ratliffe



The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. Thats where we come in; were computer professionals. We cause accidents. — Nathaniel Borenstein



Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad. — Anon.



Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_| — Anon.



If you cant beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing. — Anon.



Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium. — Anon.



Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand. — Anon.



Never trust a computer you cant throw out a window. — Steve Wozniak



All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. — Anon.



Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window. — Anon.



The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, theres no law against whacking them around a little. — Porterfield



Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. — Jeff Pesis



The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec. — Marcus Dolengo



If a trainstation is where the train stops, whats a workstation…? — Anon.



The robot is going to lose. Not by much. But when the final score is tallied, flesh and blood is going to beat the damn monster. — Adam Smith



The computer is a moron. — Peter Drucker



I do not fear computers. I fear lack of them. — Isaac Asimov



Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debuging Mondays code. — Dan Salomon



Its easy to cry bug when the truth is that youve got a complex system and sometimes it takes a while to get all the components to co-exist peacefully. — Doug Vargas



As soon as we started programming

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