Warning Signs that you Might Need a New Lawyer

He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.

When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.

He picks the jury by playing duck-duck-goose.

He tells you that he has never told a lie.

A big sign in his office says: Dont ask me.

His Law Firm is Dewey, Cheathm & How!

He asks the Judge, How is your wife and my kids?

A prison guard is shaving your head.

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