Weathermen Are Nuts

Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts

10. Every night, his forecast is: Its raining men, hallelujah!

9. Often asks anchorwoman to switch clothes with him.

8. Uses expensive radar equipment to track Michelle Pfeiffer.

7. Satellite photos look suspiciously like Polaroids of a desk globe.

6. Appears to have the first spring robin in his mouth.

5. Seen checking into a Motel 6 with a half-inflated weather balloon.

4. Every night he says, Lordy mama, its gonna rain root beer tomorrow!

3. The symbol on his weather map for an arctic cold front is a snowman giving the finger.

2. Looks a lot like this pinhead. (videotape of Dave in his TV weatherman days)

1. Hes got a tropical storm in his pants.

Most viewed Jokes (20)