30
Jun

What is Marriage?

Perhaps difficult enough for adults to define, this question received
some interesting responses from those of a younger generation…

What Exactly Is Marriage??
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Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and dont have to give
her back to her parents
-Eric, AGE 6

When somebodys been dating for a while, the boy might propose to
the girl. He says to her, Ill take you for a whole life, or at
least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one
particular thing for me. Then she says yes, but shes wondering
what the thing is and whether its naughty or not. She cant wait to
find out.
-Anita, AGE 9

How Does a Person Decide Whom to marry??
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You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means
you try the next one.
-Kelly, AGE 9

My mother says to look for a man who is kind….Thats what Ill
do….Ill find somebody whos kinda tall and handsome.
-Carolyn, AGE 8

Concerning the Proper Age to Get Married.
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Eighty-four Because at that age, you dont have to work anymore,
and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.
-Carolyn, AGE 8

Once Im done with kindergarten, Im going to find me a wife
-Bert, AGE 5

How Did Your Mom and Dad Meet??
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They were at a dance party at a friends house. Then they went for a
drive, but their car broke down…It was a good thing, because it
gave them a chance to find out about their values.
-Lottie, AGE 9

My father was doing some strange chores for my mother. They wont
tell me what kind.
-Jeremy, AGE 8

What Do Most People Do on a Date??
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On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-Martin, AGE 10

Many daters just eat pork chops and french fries and talk about
love.
-Craig, AGE 9

When Is It Okay to Kiss Someone??
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You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a
ring and her own VCR, cause shell want to have videos of the
wedding.
-Allan, AGE 10

Never kiss in front of other people. Its a big embarrassing thing
if anybody sees you….If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try
it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours.
-Kally, AGE 9

The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single or Married??
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You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan
-Kirsten, AGE 10

Its better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
somebody to clean up after them
-Anita, AGE 9

It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. Im just a kid. I
dont need that kind of trouble.
-Will, AGE 7

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