Many of us have heard the story of the time in 1992 when Clinton went on Mtv and some girl asked him America is _dying_ to know: Is it boxers, or briefs? The candidate then feigned embarrassment and said Boxers.

In 1995, some guy decided to ask Speaker Newt the same question. Newt appropriately answered back That was a stupid question.

This year, someone decided that America must know what citizen Dole wears. Is it boxers, or briefs? With a straight face he answered back, Depends…