Trying to make up for bad behavior, Bill Clinton went to the shopping mall to buy Hillary a gift. Id like to buy some gloves for my wife, he says eyeing the attractive salesgirl, but I dont know her size.

Will this help? she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.

Oh, yes, he answered. Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours.

Will there be anything else? the salesgirl inquired, as she wrapped the gloves.

Now that you mention it, Bill replied, she also needs a bra and panties.