A Jew & a Chinaman (sigh…) are traveling on a train together. After a while,
the Jew stands up, and gives the Chinaman a tremendous slap.

What are you doing? says the stricken Chinese.

Thats for Pearl-Harbour says the Jew.

But I am Chinese! The Japanese were responsible for that! says the Chinese.

Japanese, Chinese–all the same.

They resume their seats. A while passes.

Then the Chinese gets up, and kicks mightily the Jew.

Hey! whats going on?

Thats for the Titanic! says the Chinese.

But the Titanic was hit by an Iceberg!

Iceberg, Weissberg–All the same.