-USA Today: WERE DEAD
-The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
-National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN
-Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
-Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
-Victorias Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE
-Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER
-Wired: THE LAST NEW THING
-Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
-Readers Digest: BYE
-Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
-TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!
-Ladys Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW ARMAGEDDON DIET!
-America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE
-Microsofts Web Site: IF YOU DIDNT EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.
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Additional Jokes From "Computer"
- What do nerds do in their spare time?
- An IBM acronym
- Lunch at Hewlett Packard
- The Dr. Seuss Computer Manual
- Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
- Redneck computer term
- Back In The Good Old Days
- Microsoft Darkness
- Computer Virus List 1
- Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
- An IBM acronym
- Itty Bitty Machines
- Microsoft and ZZZZ
- Should my loved one be placed in an Assisted Computing Facility?
- Too Much Computer Time