Old and New Jokes

Jamie and Suzie were walking down the street pushing their dolls in doll strollers. Jamie –
Where did you get your baby?
Suzie –
The Sears Catalog.
Jamie –
How much did it cost?
Suzie –
Twenty-five dollars.
Jamie –
How long did it take?
Suzie –
About three weeks. How about you, where did you get your baby?
Jamie –
The JC Penny Catalogue.
Suzie –
How much did it cost?
Jamie –
Ten dollars.
Suzie –
How long did it take?
Jamie –
About five weeks.A short time later, they passed a woman pushing a real baby in a stroller. Being curious, they asked the woman where her baby came from.
I got my baby from the General Hospital.
Jamie –
How much did it cost?
Woman –
About a thousand dollars.
Suzie –
How long did it take?
Woman –
Nine months.The woman continued down the street away from the girls. After a few minutes, Jamie says, I dont know about you, but I think she got screwed.