Why did the chicken cross the road?

The famous question… Why did the chicken cross the road ? when put
before a few Indians ………. this is what they had to say…..

Why did the chicken cross the road ?


I am totally innocent, you know, I am unnecessarily being dragged into
this, you know….. I neither know the chicken nor the road, you


zzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..mmmm…mm… chicken ??? Thanks, Ill have it later


The fact, that the chicken crossed the road, means that, there is one
chicken missing from my poultry !!!

George Fernandes:-

I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean
years of public life. I dont own a house, or a car leave alone a
chicken !!!


I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class, ! so that
they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned


That the chicken crossed the road clearly demonstrates the fact that
the people and chicken have lost confidence in the Government. The
Government should own moral responsibility and resign !!!


We are very sure of the fact that the chicken DID NOT cross the road.
Its a conspiracy by the congress to bring the Government down. The poor
chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue


Am I the chickens Sister ??? #**@! You better go and ask the chicken
itself !!

Jyoti Basu:-

Chicken ??!! Dont you dare call me a chicken ??? I just resigned
because of health reasons…

Harkishen Singh Surjeet:-

We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of
the third front today. We will decide the future course of action after
the chicken comes back..

Menaka Gandhi:-

Chicken crossed the road alone…!! If a vehicle had passed over it, we
would have lost one of our dearest creature.Ban all vehicles from using
that road. Protect our chikens…

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