A paralegal, an associate and a partner of a prestigious law firm are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

The Genie says, I usually only grant three wishes, so Ill give each of you just one.

Me first! Me first! says the paralegal. I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with Brad Pitt.

Poof! Shes gone.

Me next! Me next! says the associate. I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other.

Poof! Hes gone.

Youre next, the Genie says to the partner.

The partner says, I want those two back in the office after lunch.