Four farmers were seated at the bar in a tavern. At the table next to them sat a young girl.

The first man said, I think its WOOMB.



The second replied, No, it must be WOOOOMBH.



The third said, You both have it wrong — its WOOM.



The fourth stated, No, it has to be WOOMMMMBBB.



At this, the young lady could stand it no longer. She got up, walked over to the farmers and said, Look, you hayseeds, its WOMB. Thats it, thats all there is to it. Then she left.



Eventually, one of the farmers broke the silence by saying, Well, I dont know. A slip of a girl like that, I dont see how she could know. Ill bet shes never even heard an elephant fart!