Slogans for womens T-shirts:
• Im out of estrogen – I have a gun.

• Guys have feelings too. But like… who cares?

• I dont believe in miracles. I rely on them.

• Next mood swing: six minutes.

• And your point is?

• I used to be schizophrenic, but were OK now.

• Im busy. Youre ugly. Have a nice day.

• Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

• Of course I dont look busy… I did it right the first time.

• Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

• Im multi-talented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.

• Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

• You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP

• All stressed out and no one to choke.

• Im one of those bad things that happen to good people.

• How can I miss you if you wont go away?

• Sorry if I looked interested. Im not.

• Objects under this shirt are larger than they appear.