A wife asks her husband, Honey, if I died, would you remarry?

After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.

If I died and you remarried, the wife asks, would she live in this house?

We spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. Im not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would live in this house.

If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, the wife asks, would she sleep in our bed?

Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. Its going to last a long time, so I guess she would.

If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs? Oh, no, the husband replies. Shes left-handed.