Least Popular Christmas Carols (as sung by the Late Show Carolers)

As presented on the 12/03/96 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN

I Saw Mommy Marry Larry King
Boris the Red-Nosed Yeltsin Had an 86-Proof Nose
Im Searching For the Real Killers With Every Round of Golf I Play
Oh, Hillary, Oh, Hillary, Youre Going to Jail for One-to-Three
Influenza, Influenza, Influenza, Influenza
O Little Network CBS How Still We See Thee Lie
Frosty the Crackhead Had a Crack Pipe Full of Crack
I Have an Irregular Heartbeat Pa-Rum-Pum-Pum-Pum
O.J. Is Free Although Hes Probly Guilty
Good King Clinton Dropped His Pants in a Cheap Hotel Room