21
Nov
You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how
close you came to getting hit.
If you dont hear it you got hit, so never mind.
Additional Jokes From "One Liners"
- The secret of success is
- Dont make a fool out
- When youre swimming in the
- The grave of Karl Marx
- Always write in complete sentences.
- Some people are only alive
- All I ask of Life
- The gene pool could use
- If bankers can count, how
- God didnt create the world
- The world does not revolve
- A computers attention span is
- The Muffin Joke
- You have to take the
- Smile, its the second best