You know youre in trouble when…

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  • Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Panama…
  • You have to hitch hike to the bank to make your car payment…
  • You see your stockbroker hitchhiking out of town…
  • They pay your wages out of petty cash…
  • You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, and have less than youve ever had…
  • Getting there is half the fun and three-fourths of the vacation budget…
  • You see the cruise captain running toward the railing wearing a life jacket…
  • The simple instructions enclosed arent…
  • You take an assertiveness training course and youre afraid to tell your wife…
  • You see your wife and your girlfriend having lunch together…
  • Your pacemaker has only a thirty day guarantee…
  • The candles on your cake set off your smoke alarm…
  • The pest exterminator crawls under your house and never comes out…

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