22
Nov

You Might be a Michigander

You Might be a Michigander……

If you define Summer as three months of bad sledding….
If your definition of a small town is one that doesnt have a lake….
If your family breaks into violence during the UM-MSU game (any
sport!)…
If snow tires come standard on all your cars….
If at least 50% of your relatives work for the auto industry….
If you have ever gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week….
If you can identify an Ohio accent….
If owning a Japanese car was a hanging offense in your home town…..
If you learned to pilot a boat before the training wheels were off your
bike….
If you think Alkaline batteries were named after a Tiger outfielder….
If you point at the palm of your right hand when telling people where you
grew up….
If you dont understand what the big deal about Chicago is….
If someone aks you if youve been to Europe and you answer, No, but Ive
been to Ann Arbor….
If Down South to you means Toledo….
If you have any idea who Bob Ufer was…..
If octopus and hockey go together as naturally as hot dogs and
baseball…
If traveling coast to coast means going from Port Huron to Muskegon…
If you think going up north would be a great vacation….in January….
If you refer to your relatives in southern Michigan as trolls or
lopers…
If the Big Three can mean either Ford, Chrysler and GM or Dominos,
Little Ceasars and Hungry Howies…
If a Big Mac is something you can drive across….
If you have no problem spelling Mackinac Island….
If you had to get a passport to go to Ohio….
If you have as many Canadian coins in your pockets as American ones…
If your kids baseball and softball games have ever been snowed out…
If the trees in your backyard have spigots….
If you know that a place called Kalamazoo really exists….
If you bake with soda and drink pop…
If you know what a pastie is…
If you drive 70 mph on the highway and pass on the right….
If your favorite hockey teams mascot is an octopus…
If you have a favorite hockey team…
If you dont have a coughing fit from one sip of Vernors…
If you know how to play Euchre…

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