Youre a redneck if…

-You have more fingers than you do teeth
-You cut your grass and find a car
-You consider Dennys a Fancy Resturant
-Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors
-Your age is higher than your I.Q.
-Your favorite pickup line is Does this look infected to you?

-You ask your wife weather the spot on your neck is a boil or a mole and she replies Its a gummy bear.

-You have a family reunion and everyone in town shows up.
-You say Watch this everytime before you goto the hospital.
-Your wife and ex-wife are sisters.