14
Mar

A Few Philisophical Statements…

Always take the time to smell the roses… and sooner or later youll inhale a bee.

If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek… nothing gets the message across like a good mooning.

If genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.

Its always darkest just before dawn…so if youre gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, thats the time to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown… and fewer still to ignore someone completely.
Eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked up into jet engines.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it cant be blamed on someone else.

If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you.

My father always said laughter is the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us ended up dying of tuberculosis.

It takes a big man to cry.. .but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

When Im feeling down I like to whistle… it makes my neighbors dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

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