01
Mar

After The Honeymoon

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in New York to say hello to his friends. Giovanni said: Hey Luigi, how wasa da treepa? Luigi said: Everytinga wasa perfecto except for da traina ride down. Whata you mean, Luigi? asked Giovanni. Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food. She broughta vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were looking a forward to da trip. Everytinga wasa Okey Dokey until we getta hungry and open upa da luncha basket. The conductore come a by, waga hisa finger at us and a say: No eat in disa car. Musta use a dining car. So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to dining car, eat a biga luncha and start to open a bottle of nice vino! Conductore walka by again, waga hisa finger and say: No drinka in disa car. Musta use a club acar. So, we go to club car. While drinkina vino, I start to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore, he waga his finger again and say: No smokina disa car. Musta go to smokina car. We go to smokina car and I smoke my biga cigar. Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go boomada boomada and the conductore, he walka through da hall shouting at da top of hisa voice: Nofolka Virginia! Nofolka Virginia! Next time, Im a gonna take a da bus.

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