Excuses for not going out with a geek

Need a GOOD excuse for not going out with that geek? Try these:

Id love to, but…

I want to spend more time with my blender.
The man on television told me to say tuned.
Theres a disturbance in the Force.
Im planning to go downtown to try on gloves.
Im trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
Its too close to the turn of the century.
Im making a home movie called The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator.
Im uncomfortable when Im alone or with others.
I am observing a national apathy day

(Taken from the famous IFC collection.)

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