These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations across the United States and rest of the world.Sign seen in London department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs Sign seen in the vicinity of Victoria Station: Closed for official opening. Sign in a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. Sign in a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.Sign in a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.