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Dec

Id Love To But…(Pt III)

More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just dont wanna go to.

ID LOVE TO BUT…

… I have to go to court for kitty littering. … I have to jog my memory. … I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar. … I have to rotate my crops. … I have to sit up with a sick ant. … I have to stay home and see if I snore. … I have to study for a blood test. … I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner. … I prefer to remain an enigma. … I think you want the OTHER (fill in your name here). … Im going to be old someday. … Im going to count the bristles in my toothbrush. … Im going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me. … Im having my baby shoes bronzed. … Im trying to cut down. … Im up to my eardrums in waxy buildup. … Ive been traded to Cincinnati. … My Dress For Obscurity class meets then. … my favorite commercial is on TV. … My uncle escaped… again. … Oooo, having fun gives me prickly heat.

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