22
Oct

Learning to Cuss

Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide its time to learn how to swear. So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, Okay, you say ass and Ill say hell.

All excited about their plan, they troop downstairs, where their mother asks them what theyd like for breakfast.

Aw, hell, says the eight-year-old, gimme some Cheerios.

His mother backhands him off the stool, sending him bawling out of the room, and turns to the younger brother. Whatll you have?

I dunno, quavers the six-year-old, but you can bet your ass it aint gonna be Cheerios.

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